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"OH HOLY MOTHERING FUCK TITS"

- Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright Turnabout Egg

"gumsho was at the crime seen and was crying at deadworth"

- Phoenix Wright Turnabout Egg

"WTF A FUCK"

- Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright CAKE Attorney

"what the dick tits"

- Dick Gumshoe, Phoenix Wright CAKE Attorney

"SEE YOU FUCKIES"

- Manfred von Karma, Phoenix Wright CAKE Attorney

"pimp ass prosecutor miley edgeworth is ready"

- Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright Ace Stripper

"OH SHIT NO I DONT WANNA JAIL, I'LL GET BUTT DICKED"

- Phoenix Wright, Phoenix Wright Dank Attorney

""i lied" said me the detective jakkid166 who is in this story"

- Phoenix Wright Dank Attorney

"HEB GHBDHBSAAS I SATAN"

- Satan, Phoenix Wright Dank Attorney

"yes i am a ghost, oooooo"

- Miles Edgeworth, Phoenix Wright Turnabout Pearl

"yeah well if ur so smart then why are u dead"

- Satan, Steven Universe: Human of Bad

"AHAHA the shoe is on the other HAND NOW"

- Phoenix Wright, Steven Universe: Human of Bad

"im detective jakkid166"

- the detective jakkid166 who is in this quote, Phoenix Wright Dank Attorney

""OH FUCK" said phoenix "I DRANK EDGEWORTH""

- Phoenix Wright Turnabout Portal 2

""Okay it's time to investigate," I said and I jumped out my window and fell five stories into my police car which I drove to the crime scene at 160 car per hour"

- Detective Jakkid166 go equestria now

"ALAS! Poor rainbow, she died doing what she loved best: being alive."

- Detective jakkid166, Detective Jakkid166 save Tha World

"I am Heertu Killu. I am here to kill you"

- Heertu Killu, Detective Jakkid166 save Tha World

""My name is Assassins Creed. I'm here to murder you all!"

"No youre not."

"Oh okay" he said and he left."

- Detective Jakkid166 save Tha World

"“But I thought friendship is magic?” she said.

“No,” I said. “Magic is things like levitation and card tricks and communism. Friendship is friendship.”"

- Detective jakkid166 in everything

"“Hello,” said the guy. “I am Billy Joel. Also, what the fuck is happening right now”"

- Detective jakkid166 in everything

"This will be so awesome you will shit a bitch!"

- Detective jakkid166, Detective jakkid166 in everything

"“Lyra allow me to quote a famous person who exists,” I said. “You miss 100% of shots you don’t take unless you take them on accident and succeed at life anyway.”"

- Detective jakkid166, Detective jakkid166 in everything

"Detective jakkid166 remembers every one he meets. My memory is like an elephant. Very big"

- Detective jakkid166, Detective jakkid166 in everything

"Detective jakkid sees everything. Even what I do not see, I deduce from fact of life."

- Detective jakkid166, Twilight sparkle is Really Mad now

"She was worried, cause she knew th letter was urgent because the "6000" was writed in capital numbers."

- Twilight sparkle is Really Mad now

""Woah Princes Luna!" said Twilight. "What are you here about?" "Thou must cometh with me Twilight Sparkleth." said Luna. "We art in deep shit now.""

- Twilight sparkle is Really Mad now

"EVERYTHING IS MOTHERFUCKER"

- Detective jakkid166 get Banned from Equestria

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